General

After looking at google analytics (ga) graphs all these months, I've come to the conclusion that if my site's ga graph were that of a stock/eft/etc I'd be a RICH dude. I'm guessing you'd be too since it's not a terribly new phenomenon; traffic or sales dropping off on the weekend. Akin to the turmoil on wall street, investors are often afraid to hold securities over the weekend. I don't blame them.

But really what do people do on the weekends? Beats me. I guess they don't read my blog! Granted it is somewhat technical-related. I don't read anyone's on the w/e either so whatev.

Ok, so here is the ga graph... (this is a snapshot from a month ago... by week)

my site as stock graph

I can assure you, this continues on for months...and months.... and months.

"So what does this all mean?" you ask. Well, in the next highly technically list, I will tell you the secret to becoming rich in this psuedo website exchange.

1. Know the future (which I clearly know regarding this site's traffic)
2. Buy / Cover low.
3. Sell / Short high.

short high, cover low

Here I've clearly laid out the points for which actions should be taken! Depending on your strategy, buying, shorting or both (just not at the same time :)) you too can be richy!

happy trading.

So I was just thinking, how will anyone know which C# I'm talking about?! I guess I should have named this 'Db to C#,' because it would have been clear that the "C#" referred to the programming language, and the Db to music. For those of you coders that don't know, Db and C# are enharmonic equivalents (Db==C#), duh!

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