My Site's Analytics Graph as a Stock Graph

After looking at google analytics (ga) graphs all these months, I've come to the conclusion that if my site's ga graph were that of a stock/eft/etc I'd be a RICH dude. I'm guessing you'd be too since it's not a terribly new phenomenon; traffic or sales dropping off on the weekend. Akin to the turmoil on wall street, investors are often afraid to hold securities over the weekend. I don't blame them.

But really what do people do on the weekends? Beats me. I guess they don't read my blog! Granted it is somewhat technical-related. I don't read anyone's on the w/e either so whatev.

Ok, so here is the ga graph... (this is a snapshot from a month ago... by week)

I can assure you, this continues on for months...and months.... and months.

"So what does this all mean?" you ask. Well, in the next highly technically list, I will tell you the secret to becoming rich in this psuedo website exchange.

1. Know the future (which I clearly know regarding this site's traffic)
2. Buy / Cover low.
3. Sell / Short high.

Here I've clearly laid out the points for which actions should be taken! Depending on your strategy, buying, shorting or both (just not at the same time :)) you too can be richy!

happy trading.